All posts for the month August, 2009

Scout Law #9

The dove season opener is nine days away. This, of course, means the cash I blow on barred centipede legs and tens of dozens of painted lead eyes will instead be spent on dove load, beer, jalapenos, bacon, and Czech Stop kolaches. Rather than hiding the vise for two months, or calling my financial advisor [...]

Brent’s salty bucketmouth

You Should Know i Have Giant Hands

I’ve been trying to fool some Largemouths with these mutants, but those country club-flavored Bass must be full up on manhattans and prime rib. However, a couple of casts into the fresh grass clippings usually turns up some nice Panfish.

megaslab

me: how’s the fishing? him: oh pretty good me: yeah? him: well i uhh caught a 100 pound tarpon

Dub this Roughfisher

I was watching television the other day and saw an armadillo with a MASSIVE beard. Given Rougfisher’s penchant for creating exotic dubbing blends, I figure he’s the guy that could finally get this little critter some respect. I’m not much for roadkill, but just think of all the cats you could nail on stinking blood [...]

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